Elisabetta Canalis is planning a huge party for George Clooney’s 50th b-day

Elisabetta Canalis is Planning a Huge Party for George Clooney’s 50th b-Day

Here at the facts at hand: 1) George Clooney will casually reference all of the “chicks” that he’s “f–cked” in a Newsweek interview about his humanitarian work. 2) Elisabetta Canalis, Clooney’s current girlfriend, has a penchant for public lap dances, plus she has no desire to be a mother. Seems like the ideal relationship… for Clooney. 

And considering Elisabetta’s most recent press clippings, I have to say that I have a new understanding of how Eli has lasted this long, and why she and Clooney just seem to work. But here’s the question: Is Elisabetta every going to be widely accepted as “The Girlfriend of”? Because that’s what she wants. In Touch Weekly reports that Eli is planning a huge 50th birthday party for Clooney, and she’s looking to invite all of George’s A-list friends. If Eli invites, will they come?

Don’t tell George Clooney, but his girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis, is planning a huge surprise party to celebrate his 50th birthday on May 6.

According to a friend, Elisabetta has already started putting together the ultimate celebration, and the guest list will include Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck and countless other celebs.

“Elisabetta has her own money, and she’s paying for the party of the century,” the friend says. “She really wants this to be the best night of George’s life.”

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]

Pity Eli doesn’t ask what George wants, because I’m guessing it’s not some huge celebration for his 50 years of life. He probably just wants a new flat-screen and some kinky sex (who doesn’t, really?). I just don’t see Eli sending out invitations to these A-listers… or even worse, personally calling them. But how much would you pay to listen to a phone conversation between Eli and Julia Roberts? So much money. So, so much.

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Elisabetta Canalis: Sanremo Music Festival Fabulous

Elisabetta Canalis: Sanremo Music Festival Fabulous

She’s always up for a good time, and last night (February 16) Elisabetta Canalis was spotted at the Ariston Theatre for the 61st Sanremo Music Festival.

The Italian television presenter looked amazing in a sparkly black dress as she took the stage to address the audience.

Elisabetta also donned several other sexy and stylish getups throughout the duration of the evening.


And earlier today (February 17) Ms. Canalis was busy posing for a photo call along with Belen Rodriguez for the start of Day 3.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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How is Elisabetta Canalis Supposed to Act?

Elisabetta Canalis

What's this about?

As we’ve already seen in bits and pieces, Elisabetta Canalis is the September cover girl for Vanity Fair Italy. People Magazine excerpted several of her quotes a few days ago, but I just saw the full piece online, complete with this photo shoot. First, a word about Canalis as a model: she’s not horrible, but she looks so completely different in every photo. She doesn’t have a consistent face, if that’s not too odd a description. In one shot, she looks like Cindy Crawford, in another, I sweat to God she looks like Camilla Belle. It’s so weird. Anyway, the full piece is here - but you’ll have to access it in Chrome to get a translation. Funny side note: Chrome translated everything into “him”. As in, Canalis is a dude. Also: she’s already banking on being with George until the end of this month, because she confirms she’s his Emmy date.

How is she supposed to act? Meek and mild?

This is blogging?

First, a word about Canalis as a model: she’s not horrible, but she looks so completely different in every photo. She doesn’t have a consistent face, if that’s not too odd a description. In one shot, she looks like Cindy Crawford, in another, I sweat to God she looks like Camilla Belle.

If a woman looks completely different in every photo for Vanity Fair, that's entirely the work of the makeup and hair and clothing stylists hired by the magazine to present the subject. That's nothing to do with Miss Canalis. Sheesh.

The woman is appearing in the Italian edition of Vanity Fair. Just by reading what she says, she's speaking to the Italian audience and she's not tailoring her comments for any other edition or audience. Hence, she sounds perfectly reasonable to me. How that goes down for an audience completely different than the American version (which version is which anyhow?) is anyone's guess. There are things you can print, say, or do in a European fashion magazine that you would never get away with in the staid, puritanical American version.

How do I know this? Simple. All you have to do in Europe is go to a magazine stand. Women often appear fully nude in magazines here. They're nude in the newspaper, for crying out loud. The interviews are more rambling and starkly honest. In the American versions, the articles are more heavily censored and the photographs feature next to no nudity; the better not to offend the Supermarket blue-hairs.

There's nothing wrong with Elisabetta Canalis that a few years of obscurity wouldn't fix. It's Europe. You can do whatever you want.