I wish I was a bloke sometimes. There are a few things I’d like to try out as a bloke.
There are many great things about female pop stars. More often than not, they’re extremely attractive, wear little, and dance for our attention. Cheryl does all of these things – and by God we’re glad. It’s not just that she’s happy posing for photographs in the near-nude, it’s her eyes, her nose, her face… and her apparent ability to forgive any man anything. Even cheating on the hottest girl in music, the idiot.
One of the few women to escape the reality TV music machine with her dignity intact, she’s also so cool even your girlfriend won’t mind you fancying her. In fact, thanks to Mrs Cole, she even makes an X Factor night-in with the other half almost bearable. And that’s impressive.
