High-waisted jeans are a risk for me – I’m short! They don’t work unless I’m wearing major platforms and something flattering up top, but not a high collar. If I don’t show my collarbone, I skew uni-boob. We have some high-waisted jeans coming out that I might try. But it does make me sweat, I have to say! My curves are a challenge. I have to be more conscious of what I’m wearing so I don’t look like a complete tool.
I was well-endowed when i was in sixth grade. There’s no way to hide them as much as you want to bandage your boobs down. Eventually you learn to look at them as your best accessory. Now I can make my way in and out of parking tickets: Show the girls and give a wink!
Money talks before Jessica Simpson walks - down the aisle, that is! Her ultra-hands-on dad, Joe Simpson, is making sure Jess’s $1 billion fashion empire will be preserved after she weds her fiancé, ex pro football player Eric Johnson - and Star has the details of the iron-clad prenup Joe has in the works with his attourneys.[From Star Magazine, print edition]
“Eric is on what you might call a vesting plan,” an insider tells Star. “He’ll get $500,000 as a wedding present. Then, on each anniversary, he’ll get another $200,000. Is he and Jessica make it to five years of marriage, he’ll get an additional $500,000 bonus - and a $1 million bonus is they make it to 10 years.”
Not that Eric is hurting for spending money while he waits to marry Jessica: “They already have a joint checking account,” adds the insider, “and Jessica also gave him his own high-limit Visa Black Card and an American Express Platinum card!”
“There [are] loads of conversations happening at the moment,” says the source. “No one has been offered a judging role yet as new names keep coming forward who want the role, but there are some frontrunners and it’s fair to say Jessica is one of them. She’s very keen.”I’m trying to picture Simon and Jessica together – it could be comedic gold. Jessica is so sweet and a little dingy sometimes and Simon is so gruff and blunt. I’d watch!
“She knows what she is talking about [and] is talented and likable. But Simon’s not in a rush to decide. The judges have to mentor on The X Factor – it’s more than just turning up for a few hours a week to appear on TV.”
“Saying my prayers before bedtime…Thank you Lord for blessing me with a Man that has the perfect Tush…laying my hands upon it with peaceI wonder how Eric feels about Jessica taking to her twitter account to praise his perfect tush?:) It is pretty cute, but I’m sure his friends will have a great time teasing him about it!“
Hey @JessicaSimpson nice new ‘do for 2011.
http://plixi.com/p/68683606What do you think of the big tipper’s teased tresses? Too much? Totally fun? Lady Gaga-esque?
A source said: “There will definitely be a prenup. Jessica has said she wants one. Jessica and Eric have talked about it. Eric understands that there needs to be a prenup. He’s supportive of it.”You can’t blame Jessica, given that she’s been divorced once and considering what she’s earning these days!
“People look at her as a style icon,” explains Vince Camuto, the main licensee for Simpson-branded merchandise.
. (But hopefully she’ll re-think the “no prenup” idea.)
She and Eric were very loving — hugging, kissing and whispering in each other’s ears,” a witness said. “She also showed off her engagement ring. She even took it off at one point and handed it to Eric’s parents to look at,” the insider added.
“Obviously I’m looking forward to having more grandkids! Bronx is the love of my life.What is she hoping for – a girl or a boy?
I’ll take anything I get. I’m not picky!”Well, Jessica Simpson denied she was pregnant, but the press still likes to push things along. If it was up to them, Jessica and Eric would be getting married in a few days and expecting their first child!
